If a fierce Viking warrior beckons a fair maiden with his forefinger,

Does she succumb, or run for the castle, her sheep in hot pursuit?
 
If a Saxon "witch" curses a Viking king, causing his manpart to take a right turn.

Should the Norseman capture the lady and risk falling under her erotic spell?

Lady Alinor and Tykir Thorksson...the Saxon witch and the Viking troll.
 
Even the gods are laughing.