Caleb Peachey is an ex-Amish Navy SEAL heading a Jinx, Inc. hunt for cave pearls in a Pennsylvania cavern.

Crazy Claire Cassidy is the historical anthropologist placing roadblocks in the path of the prickly fortune hunter.

Will Caleb be reunited with his Amish family after 17 years of shunning?

Will Claire convince the dour man to give up a life of excitement and daring to become, of all things, a farmer?

Laughter guaranteed in this tale which includes a snake named Sparky, a Cajun matchmaker named Tante Lulu, and an Amish girl who wants to be the next J-Lo on American Idol.