What if Santa was a thirty-year-old desperate woman suffering under a Christmas curse?

What if she met another Santa who looked like Brad Pitt?

What if Ms. Santa kidnapped the Brad Santa...

And the two of them robbed a porno shop?

A pair of Santas, a gang of orphans, a nun with a broken leg, Janet Jackson, a snow storm, an unexpected Christmas visitor. What else could you want in your Christmas stocking?

Love and laughter, of course.

Ho, ho, ho!
 

"Hilarious author Sandra Hill spices up the winter holidays with...a very wacky tale of multiple Santas, aborted hold-ups, orphan delinquents and Christmas curses." 
--Jill Smith, Romantic Times Magazine 

"...laugh-out-loud funny, heart-warming, and incredibly erotic all at once. Sandra Hill proves once again that it's very nice...to be naughty." 
--GEnie Romex Exchange